February 2012
January 2012
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swallowingmatches:
baby don’t come here,
go away.
I’m not ashamed to ‘dress like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to...
– Iggy Pop (via anorable)
If it counts as a sexual experience with a girl, Eleni licked me once. But it...
– Michelle (via butnotinlove)
I want to make you feel brand new.
swallowingmatches:
Just taught my sister how to use Spotify. So far she has sent me two songs from video games, and new P!ATD song, and a song from The Lion King.
Op and she just sent a Backstreet Boys one too.
Just taught my sister how to use Spotify. So far she has sent me two songs from video games, and new P!ATD song, and a song from The Lion King.
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You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral →
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your...
no motivation to do anything except mope about how I want this semester to be over and listen to music
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I tried taking a nap but that did not work so I am watching Arrested Development instead.
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butnotinlove ha contestado a tu publicación: hotbodd ha contestado a tu publicación: how do I…
In case you’ve forgotten, we haven’t really had the best experience with the whole “tell him you’re a lesbian” thing. Tell him you love him and you’re dying. Like, directly after one another.
Now that is an idea.
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butnotinlove ha contestado a tu publicación: how do I make a boy stop hitting on me please send…
SMILE FROWN. SMILE FROWN NOW.
IN FOURTH HOUR TODAY PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO SMILE FROWN AND IT MADE ME MISS YOU GUYS ALSO EMILY’S IS MUCH BETTER THAN ANY OF THEIRS
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hotbodd ha contestado a tu publicación: how do I make a boy stop hitting on me please send…
channel me. works every time without fail.
I wouldn’t be able to keep the fellas off me if I was like you.
tellhimtoshrug ha contestado a tu publicación: how do I make a boy stop hitting on me please send…
Tell him you’re a lesbian.
I was under the impression that everyone thinks I am...
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how do I make a boy stop hitting on me please send help
Today, I’m going to beeline past all of you without saying hello, without...
– Stephanie Georgopulos, I’m Taking A Sad Day on Thought Catalog (via al-khowarizimi)
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You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the...
– Oscar Wilde (via zombiestakeover)
Give up all hope, all illusion, all desire..I’ve tried. I’ve tried and still I...
– Luke Rhinehart, The Dice Man (via farewell-kingdom)
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butnotinlove ha contestado a tu cita: This is worse than the time that guy texted you a…
H8 U
looOoOoOoooOooOOOOooOoveee you too